A very elderly gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, well-shaved and smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an attractive, elderly-looking lady.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me….do I come here often?”